Pull Up Your Panties, You’re an Embarrassment: Comments on the “Women’s March”

QUICK NOTE: In reference to the featured image, I feel violated from having to see it–and exposing kids to this kind of garbage is child abuse.
Please explain to me why I should take anyone wearing a giant vagina on their head or across their body seriously? You, the men and women of the “Women’s March” are not making an argument. You’re not forming cohesive thoughts, but you’re boiling yourself down to one thing: your genitals. You, women, don’t know what you’re gathering for. You don’t know what you’re holding signs for. You don’t even know what you’re cheering for. All you know is vagina. You are the cult of the clitoris with your signs, “I have vagina, hear me roar!”
The men actually have a bigger reason to be at the march than you: most of them are probably hoping that by wearing a cotton ‘pussy’ on their head, they can move onto an organic one a little later on. But they don’t have arguments either. All you have is vulgarity. You wear a vagina for shock factor, hoping it will turn off or shut down who you perceive as your ‘religious enemy.’ You answer every question or inquiry with “fuck you!” “fuck them!” or you see how many times you can say pussy before your faces turn pink. You give yourself carpel tunnel by how hard you hold up your center finger. When you’re probed for your worries, most of you just say, “He won’t grab my pussy!” and in some rare cases where vulgarities aren’t uttered, some of you are dumb enough to think, “He’s going to take away women’s right to vote.” If you are this dumb, I’m not sure I can help you. But look, I want to take you seriously. I want to hear legitimate qualms and criticism.s As we the people, it’s our job to make sure the government works for us, not to rule us. However, when your response to legitimate questions is knee-jerk reactions and the parroting of “GRABBIN PUSSY,” you discredit yourself and your entire cause. The way you respond to social issues (or elections) you disagree with is not to act like a mental patient. Staging ‘Cough-Ins” is not.
Wearing giant, disembodied genitalia is not. Can you imagine of men’s rights activists gathered and made their statement through giant penis costumes? Dressing up like pink puckered anuses for prostate care awareness and how men are figuratively raped in divorce courts and literally raped in and out of prison and told to man-up. Assuming you already think men’s rights are a joke, you’d never take men seriously again. This is what you are. The Ringling Bros circus isn’t shutting down because of retarded activists throwing fits over literally nothing. They’re shutting down because they can’t compete with you clowns giving free shows in the streets; the freaks in the full body vagina suits that screech like B-movie horror movie harpies.
You are a discredited joke. Your vulgarity is a temper tantrum that notifies everyone of the argument you don’t have. You scream about locker room dribble from over a decade ago, but say nothing about the songs that top the charts:
“Hush girl, shut your lips. Do the Helen Keller, and talk with your hips.” – 3OH3
Helen Keller was blind, deaf, and mute. This line is telling the girl to be a fuck doll.
“Pussy like girls, damn, is my pussy gay?
It’s a holiday- Play with my pussy day!
Pussy this, pussy that, pussy cakin’”
– Nicki Minaj (Oh, there’s more, and it gets worse, but she’s beyond popular?)
“Sold out arenas, you can suck my penis
Get with arenas, guns on deck (Deck)
Chest to chest, tongue on neck (Neck)
International oral sex
Every picture I take,
I pose a threat
Boat or jet, what do you expect?
Her pussy so good I bought her a pet “ – Jason Durelo Ft. Chainz
“This the new style with the fresh type of flow Wrist icicle,
ride dick bicycle Come true yo,
get you this type of blow
If you wanna menage I got a tricycle”
– Ariana Grande Ft. Nicki Minaj (THIS song is top of the top 40 with Ryan Secreast Right Now)
“New sheets, he’d swear that I like washed rags,
he wet up Can’t keep ya eyes off my fatty Daddy I want you”
“Now my mascara running,
red lipstick smudged
Oh he so horny,
yea he want to fuck
He popped all my buttons,
he ripped my blouse He Monica Lewinski all on my gown” 
– Beyonce (But there is so much more to choose from. Also look at her making light of Bill Clinton’s abuse of power, infidelity, and sex crimes. How progressive!)
“Sit back and watch the women get drunk as hell so I can wake up in the morning with a story to tell.”
– Ludacris
You look into any of these artists, and other top artists, and you will find unending explicit content when it comes to talk about men, women, and sex. You don’t have to like the language of locker talk, but to pretend it doesn’t happen and to pretend men and women don’t talk like that regularly is purposeful lying. To say, “this is what the president said,” is blatant lying as he was nowhere near a public official when he said that, yet you can’t stop screeching someone’s gonna grab you. Where are your comments about Bill Clinton’s proven record?
Don’t pretend to be outraged by vulgar language when you’re screaming profanities. I know you all watch HBO. Do you want to have an adult conversation? Do you want your worries to be my worries? Than stop virtue signalling with your inappropriate, disgusting language. “He’s so vulgar” you say, while walking through public areas with signs and outfits that should get you marked for indecent exposure. So instead of tribal chanting and gesturing to your baby making station with your middle finger, how about you form a coherent sentence and tell me what you’re marching for? What rights don’t women have in America?
  • Common Arguments: – Pay Gap (DEBUNKED )
  • Rape is Not Legal (No Rape Culture)
  • Women More Likely to Graduate College
  • Birth Control… IS NOT a Right (Rights don’t tax other people. You have the right to decide to partake in birth control, but you do not have the right to demand others pay for your medical decisions.)
  • Abortion… Also Not a Right (See Above. Also this claims you have a right to murder.) – Women in America Can: Vote, Own Property, Drive a Car, Go Out Alone, Hold Jobs, Own Businesses, Work in Any Field They Want, Choose Their Significant Other. The list goes on.
What you did, and I assume what many of you intend to continue doing, is not brave. It’s not virtuous, and tell me ONE SINGLE TIME when wearing inappropriate clothing and tossing swear words at people persuaded anyone’s opinion of someone into anything positive? I’m not telling you what to do, but I’m pleading with you: If something bad were to truly happen, I want to believe you. I want to have civil discourse, I want to be able to solve it together. As you jump off the deep end of vulgarity, screaming wolf (“insert choice words”) at the top of your lungs, you turn yourself away from being a credible source and instead market yourself as a child with a bad attitude. The kind you put in another room and ignore while the adults talk and work together.
Do you want to be part of the change? Then change your diapers and stop being a brat. As people who claim Trump has been nothing but vulgar and divisive, how do you not look at yourself and see your own ‘tactics’ the same way?

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